
Ever seen one of these? Cute little butt, or hideous sightless face? Let me introduce you to the enemy that I have been fighting for the past year: Mr. & Mrs. @#$%! Mole. And yes, that is the hideous sightless face!
I have been trying to rid my backyard of these pesky critters for the past year. At first, it was a kindly effort of packing down the mounds. Next, bringing our trusty fat cat to smell the enemy and telling him to get crackin'. When that didn't work, a blast of water from the hose. "Run along now friends. It's too wet here." All to no avail and my yard was quickly becoming a mine field. So I decided that I needed to turn to my tried and true mole eliminator, Mole Bombs! These are so cool - they look like sticks of dynamite. You light 'em and cram 'em down the hole, then quickly seal it up. The bomb explodes sending special gasses to put the moles into a gentle, yet deadly slumber....or so the package says. MY moles breathe deeply of the gasses to become Super Moles with super mole powers and super digging babies! They mock my paltry efforts to eradicate them. I set up a trap, they tunnel all around it. Stuff dog hair down the hole? They kick it all back up into a neat pile on my patio. I fear for the foundation of my house - I left a hose running into a fresh tunnel for over 30 minutes and the water did not exit, ANYWHERE??? Where are they??? Please! Please, can't someone help me?? Is there some way I can "encourage" them to go to my neighbors??? There must be some Mole experts out there!