Hey! You know what's so radical about the New Year? You can really just wipe everything away and start totally fresh! Like, I can pretend that Jorge isn't rotting in the trunk of my car, or that his arms haven't been devoured by the sea life in the Bay! It's just so incredibly cool, you know? His old girlfriend, Samantha? Remember her? Well now we don't have to because she's buried twenty feet down in the National Forest and it's the New Year. So....HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!!!!
You know, I think I should have Greg "Consuela" Eldorado bring along his cousin to the wedding/housewarming party to. I'm pretty sure his name was...PETER BLACKPINE!!!!!!
I don't think so...at least not at the beginning. And I'm pretty certain that Peter wasn't the only one playing mind games with Greg Elderado's precious, prissy name! Greg, we hardly knew ye....
Greg and Peter sitting in the tree, Laughing so hard they started to pee. First came a dribble, Then came a squirt. All of this was followed by a big loud FURT!
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get a house and get married!!!!
Good resolution Youknowwho! Make sure to invite all who view this blog to your nuptials! Yes, even your long lost half brother Greg Eldorado.
Hey! You know what's so radical about the New Year? You can really just wipe everything away and start totally fresh! Like, I can pretend that Jorge isn't rotting in the trunk of my car, or that his arms haven't been devoured by the sea life in the Bay! It's just so incredibly cool, you know? His old girlfriend, Samantha? Remember her? Well now we don't have to because she's buried twenty feet down in the National Forest and it's the New Year. So....HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!!!!
What's the phone number for "911"?!
You know, I think I should have Greg "Consuela" Eldorado bring along his cousin to the wedding/housewarming party to. I'm pretty sure his name was...PETER BLACKPINE!!!!!!
I don't think so...at least not at the beginning. And I'm pretty certain that Peter wasn't the only one playing mind games with Greg Elderado's precious, prissy name! Greg, we hardly knew ye....
Greg and Peter sitting in a tree
Using those binocs to spy on me
First come the phone calls
Then come the games
Oh No! My life will never be the same!
Greg and Peter sitting in the tree,
Laughing so hard they started to pee.
First came a dribble,
Then came a squirt.
All of this was followed
by a big loud FURT!
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