Milton is having difficulty finding Miss Right. He knows that he has it going on in the looks department and all, but he just can't seem to get a conversation started. Can any of you help him find just the right opener to impress the ladies? 
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How about, "Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?"
There's always the tried and true, "If I told you you had a good body, would you hold it against me?"
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Do you do karate? Cuz your body is KICKIN'!
Is that a Blackberry in your pocket or are you just really happy to see me?
Would you like to come to my LAN party?
Aren't Blackberries kind of squareish? So, how would that be like....
"Hey! Someone farted, let's you and me get out of here!"
Hands on shoulders, "Oh, these are you shoulder blades. I thought they were wings."
That booger in your nose matches your eyes.
"Did you poop your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
No wonder he's having problems trying to find a lady if he says to her all the "is that a ....in your pocket or are you happy to see me" lines. Don't know what would be in a lady's pocket.....
Do you like my turban? If you like, we can tur ban!
Come over here and get a taste of America's Most Wanted.
It's true, it really worked for to me!
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Kablaam"?
Greetings and salivations
Here are some lines that helped me to win Saroodle's Heart:
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
So, you're a girl huh?
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